Sunday snicker

 Jesus was wandering the desert, when he met an old man.

“What brings you to the desert?” asked Jesus.

“I’m looking for my son. I lost him many years ago.”

“How did you lose him? What happened?”

“I had one son- not by birth, by a heavenly miracle. He had tremendous struggles with temptation. At one point, he even died, and came back to life!”

Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this really be his father?

“One last question: Are you by any chance a carpenter?”

“I am!”

Jesus rushed forward and embraced the old man.

“Father, it is I! I’ve missed you!”

The old man smiled.

“I’ve missed you too, Pinochio!”