It’s here

October 31, 2009

It’s officially Holloween and that can only mean one thing. For a few days we’ll see a lot more strange costumes than we normally do. Instead of the normal blue hair, pants at half mast and shirts ending above the navel, we will see some interesting and creative outfits. This is one day that puts most people in a jolly mood.

Then when Holloween is put to bed for the year comes another event.
Our local election. Due to circumstances beyond my control I haven’t done much posting on the event. Tomorrow I might just do a post on who I’d like to see on our City Council. Since I have the weird motor gene I don’t like to do predictions because they don’t work for me.

This election there won’t be a bunch of opponents for the incumbents and many are expecting a low turnout. I believe this is exactly the time we need to see larger numbers. I can’t pretend to know how things are going to turn out, but I do hope everyone who can excercises their right to vote.

We are going to get away for a short while this morning to maintain our semlance of sanity. We’re not sure if it will work but we have to try. Perhaps a leisurely breakfast and a little cruise will get rid of the cobwebs in the old cranium.
Comments are always welcome.

A few things

October 30, 2009

Happy Holloween to one and all. We hope everyone gets a chance
to enjoy the weekend. If you don’t do Holloween you can still have
fun this weekend. That being said, here are a couple local topics
that have nothing to do with Holloween.

If I remember correctly Alderman Bill Lynn will be a guest
on the Jim Fisher talk show this afternoon at 5 pm. If you
don’t normally listen but live in the 5th Ward and want to
learn more about Alderman Lynn it may be worth a listen.

A recent article in the QC Times regarding the Chorus
Line appeal and subsequent denial left me with a few
questions. The following is the denial letter-

October 26, 2009
Nadeem Mazhar
5688 Evergreen Place
Bettendorf, Iowa 52772
RE: Chorus Line Denial Appeal
Dear Mr. Mazhar:
This letter serves as the Hearing Officer’s decision regarding your appeal of Chief Financial Officer Guard’s denial of your adult cabaret license application. Process On October 22 and 23, a hearing was conducted in response to your request to appeal the
September 24, 2009 denial of your adult cabaret license application. You were represented by
attorneys Mike Meloy and John Flynn. The City of Davenport (hereafter City) was represented
by attorney Chris Jackson. Upon considering and denying your attorney’s request that I recuse
or disqualify myself from serving as Hearing Officer, the hearing began on October 22 and was
continued on October 23.
The City submitted one exhibit, a series of eight pictures taken within Dr. John’s Lingerie
Boutique (hereafter Dr. John’s) and your attorneys submitted sixteen exhibits, including a second
series of pictures taken within Dr. John’s. All exhibits are retained on file. Every witness
requested by your attorneys was made available for testimony, including those that were objected
to by City Attorney Jackson. An audio tape of the hearing is retained on file and a court reporter
was present, at your attorney’s request. At your attorney’s request, all witnesses were sworn
under oath.
1. On July 28, 2009, the City received an application filed by Nadeem Mazhar, of 5688
Evergreen Place, Bettendorf, Iowa to open an adult cabaret known as “Chorus Line” at 4128 N.
Brady Street in Davenport.
City of Davenport
2. Chorus Line had operated as an adult cabaret for several years prior, but was not operating as
a business at the time of application. The space within 4128 N. Brady Street that Mr. Mazhar
desired to reopen as an adult cabaret was vacant at the time.
3. Prior to its closure, a consent decree dated August 20, 2004 had allowed the Chorus Line
(issued an adult cabaret license in error on December 12, 2002) to operate at 4128 N. Brady
Street as a pre-existing, non-conforming use.
4. On August 13, 2008, Dr. John’s was issued a business license to operate a retail store at 4128
N. Brady Street, within the same building as Chorus Line. There was no on-site inspection of the
inventory of Dr. John’s prior to issuance of the retail business license.
5. Through August and September of 2009, the Chorus Line adult cabaret license was reviewed
by City staff within the Fire, Police and Community Planning & Economic Development
departments. Staff within the three reviewing departments recommended approval.
6. The recommended approval by the Community Planning and Economic Development
Department, to assure compliance with the City’s Zoning Ordinance, was provided by Senior
Manager Matt Flynn. Mr. Flynn had never reviewed an adult cabaret license before while
employed by the City. Mr. Flynn visited the site and looked through the front window of Dr.
John’s to ascertain whether the business was an adult business as defined by City Code. Mr.
Flynn did not enter Dr. John’s.
7. On September 21, City Administrator Malin conducted a site inspection of 4128 N. Brady
Street. The inspection revealed a western façade (Chorus Line) in a vacant and generally
unkempt state. The inspection revealed an eastern façade (Dr. John’s) as an operating business.
The business was advertised, on its front window, as containing “Adult” costumes and games.
Mr. Malin entered the store to find an inventory that contained explicit material, including
“XXX” videos and magazines, and instruments, novelties and devices designed for use in
connection with sexual activities. The inventory included liquids and gels necessary or helpful
in the utilization of said sexual devices, and garments that were advertised and displayed as
being complimentary or inductive to sexual activity. Mr. Malin was advised by the clerk present
that the store had a policy of not permitting anyone under the age of 18 from entering and was
further advised store personnel were instructed to request age identification in case of any
question. A sign on the entry door required anyone entering to remove hoodies, sunglasses and
ski masks.
8. Upon returning to City Hall, City Administrator Malin conferred with Senior Manager Flynn
and Corporation Counsel Tom Warner regarding his site visit.
9. A letter denying the Chorus Line adult cabaret license on the basis that Section 17.47.030.B
of the Davenport Code prohibits more than one adult establishment from occupying the same lot
was drafted under the guidance of Corporation Counsel Warner. As head of the Finance
Department (which issues licenses) the letter was signed by Chief Financial Officer Alan Guard
on September 24 and mailed via certified mail to Mr. Mazhar. As a courtesy, the letter included
two potential sites for his business, closer to his residence.
10. At the appeal hearing, Corporation Counsel Warner testified that he entered Dr. John’s on
October 20 to review the inventory and take pictures of the store. The pictures document a
significant portion of the inventory is adult material. Mr. Warner testified that there is clearly
more than 10% of the space being dedicated to adult material. Attorney Flynn asked Mr. Warner
if he had taken measurements to support this conclusion and Mr. Warner testified that the
amount of adult material was extensive to the point that measurement was not necessary to reach
his conclusion. Picture A1 depicts lubricants and condoms. Picture A2 depicts adult novelty
items, including a variety of baking supplies for those who prefer dessert items in the shape of
genitalia. Picture A3 depicts appurtenances to affix to, rub on, or insert in, genitalia. Pictures
A4 and A5 continue this theme, with a wall of manually operated and battery powered devices
for a variety of sexual activity. Picture A6 depicts a section devoted to sexually explicit, “XXX”
videos and magazines. There is no sign posted to keep children out of this section evident on the
picture. Picture A7 shows another lubricant display. Picture A8 depicts the garment section of
the store.
11. At the appeal hearing, Attorney Flynn presented a series of 19 (lettered A – S) pictures of
Dr. John’s. Of the 19 pictures, 5 (L, M, N O, R) were clearly taken on the south half of the store,
where the substantial majority of the explicit material is displayed. None of the 5 pictures
clearly taken on the south half of the store (L, M, N, O, R) are framed in a manner that accurately
depicts the store’s complete inventory. This distortion was noted by Corporation Counsel
Warner, in response to a question by Attorney Flynn if the 19 pictures accurately displayed the
store’s inventory. Corporation Counsel Warner testified that they did not. Picture “E” of the
collection depicts the same “Adult” costumes and games advertisement on the front window that
City Administrator Malin observed on September 21. Pictures F, G, H, I, J, L, N, P, Q and S
display apparel neither Corporation Counsel Warner nor Attorney Flynn could distinctly identify
(later identified by the store manager as garments worn by exotic dancers or couples engaged in
role playing and / or amorous activities). Pictures L and N depicts such garments hanging on a
rack, and serving as an incomplete screen to the explicit video area. Anyone perusing the
garments on these racks would be exposed to explicit depictions of sexual activity. Picture P
depicts similar garments, and packets of “Tongue Joy” which Attorney Flynn could not classify.
Picture R depicts a rack of colorful items, which, again, Attorney Flynn could not identify (later
identified as lubricants for sexual activity). Picture S depicts a cornucopia of see thru lingerie.
12. Attorney Mark Engelmann, who had represented Mr. Mazhar prior to the license denial,
offered his opinion that the consent decree permitted the continuation of the business at the
current address. Attorney Jackson disagreed, noting the business had been evicted and the
presence of Dr. John’s as an adult business on the same lot precluded the Chorus Line adult
cabaret license from being approved. Exhibit 7, submitted by attorneys Flynn and Meloy,
includes an admission by Michael Siegel that Chorus Line had been evicted and that Chorus Line
did not contest the eviction. Further, there was no lease or proof of payment entered into the
record to substantiate that Chorus Line was operating as a business.
13. Kelly Smith, Dr. John’s Store Manager, testified that Dr. John’s opened in the last week of
August, 2008, under a retail business license. Ms. Smith opined that the percentage of adult
material in Dr. John’s was less than 10%, and that some items in the inventory were available for
purchase in other general retail and apparel stores, including Walgreens, Spencer’s Gifts and
Victoria’s Secret. She noted she was personally offended that children were exposed to some of
this similar merchandise at Spencer’s Gifts. She explained that the prohibition against children
in Dr. John’s was threefold; 1) to keep teenagers from continually trying on items though rarely
buying anything, 2) to keep small children from damaging the merchandise, and 3) to keep
children from viewing material that was clearly adult in nature. Ms. Smith identified some items
that Attorney Flynn could not identify and, under questioning, opined that the demarcation
between the adult material in Dr. John’s and the material that those under 18 could be exposed to
was best defined by the division of the store between the floor surface covered by carpet versus
linoleum, the linoleum portion of the store being adult in nature.
15. Chief Financial Officer Guard, Customer Service Representative Rudy Cuevas, Mr. Nadeem
Mazhar and Mr. “Jay” Hameen (who works for Mr. Mazhar) were called as witnesses and
questioned by Attorneys Flynn and Meloy, to no substantive effect.
16. In closing, City Attorney Jackson argued that the Chorus Line denial was proper, in that
Chorus Line was evicted, that Dr. John’s was clearly an adult establishment, and that City Code
does not permit two adult establishments from occupying the same lot.
17. In closing, Attorney Meloy argued that Chorus Line was a legal, non-conforming use, that
Dr. John’s was not an adult establishment and that the City had no basis to deny the Chorus Line
adult cabaret license. Attorney Meloy also reiterated his objection to City Administrator Malin
serving as Hearing Officer.
After the hearing, a follow up site inspection of Dr. John’s was conducted to ascertain the
approximate percentage of adult material for sale at the store. In my capacity as Hearing Officer,
I conducted this inspection, and Store Manager Smith was present as I arrived at the store.
Utilizing the linoleum (adult material) vs. carpeted (arguable material) demarcation referenced
both by Corporation Counsel Warner and specifically by Store Manager Smith, an
approximation of the amount of floor space on both sides of the store was determined by
counting the 2’ x 2’ ceiling tiles above the sales floor.
Extracting out dressing room and storage space, and otherwise approximating the space in the
most favorable manner to the Chorus Line petitioner, the calculations result in approximately
2,340 square feet of sales area devoted to unquestionably adult material while 1,820 square feet
is devoted to material that is arguably adult material. The site visit further confirmed that there is
no evident means of separating the space between adult and non-adult material. Patrons are free
to wander throughout the store, and all customers buying something have to enter upon the
linoleum to pay at the cash register, which itself is festooned with adult novelties.
To be clear, in my judgment as Hearing Officer, more than 90% of the apparel on the carpeted
area is intended to be utilized in, at least, a sexually suggestive manner. The apparel is
constructed and packaged in ways distinct from what one may find in a typical intimate apparel
department or store. To be further clear, there is no value judgment ascribed by the undersigned
to this distinction, or to the adult items in the store. The undersigned is not an administrator for a
Shaker Village. The undersigned is a City Administrator for a populous and diverse city. Cities
can neither exist, nor can be sustained, without sexual activity.
In the interest of promoting public health, safety and welfare, cities are empowered to regulate
adult businesses. The ability of cities to require appropriate licenses and distance separations
between adult establishments to avert the degradation of property into “red light” districts is well
established in law. The City of Davenport has such a law, regulating adult establishment
location and prohibiting any two adult establishments from operating on the same lot, or within
500 feet of each other.
It is the undersigned’s opinion, confirmed by direct inspection and calculation at the post hearing
site inspection, that Dr. John’s is, by its inventory, advertisement and admission of its own
employees, an adult establishment. There are thousands of items in plain view that are clearly
adult in nature and to deny such strains all credibility.
The undersigned recognizes John Coil, President of Doctor John’s Inc., Mr. Mazhar of Chorus
Line Inc. and Attorney Mike Meloy all contend that Dr. John’s is not an adult establishment.
These contentions are blatantly self-serving and are so utterly contrary to any honest assessment
of the inventory clearly visible upon entry to the Dr. John’s operating at 4128 N. Brady Street
that they call into question whether any statements made by these men may be believed.
The October 9, 2009 appeal is denied. The September 24 denial of the adult cabaret license
for Chorus Line is upheld.
Should you have any questions, feel free to contact Corporation Counsel Warner.
Craig Malin
City Administrator / Hearing Officer
via certified mail
cc: Corporation Counsel Warner, Attorney Mike Meloy (via Corp Counsel Warner), Chief Financial Officer Guard,
Community Planning & Economic Development Director Miner, Mayor Gluba & City Council

Comments are always welcome.

H1N1 news

October 29, 2009

h1n1 This administration has been making a big deal about the H1N1 flu. It has been declared an emergency and there are both people who swear by the vaccine and people who wouldn’t get the shot under any circumstances. So as a public service we thought we’d help clear up the confusion.

If you don’t know if you have the H1N1 flu or not just go to a mirror and take a look. If you look like the picture above, you’ve got the flu.
If you don’t look like the picture you are just sick.

I usually rant on Thursday but there is too much to work with and not enough space to cover it all. We’re watching the healthcare bill, the cap-and-trade mess, and several other things that we won’t get to today because my heart just isn’t in it. If you have a rant and care to share it, go ahead.
Comments are always welcome.

Drug war

October 27, 2009

I’ve haven’t done a post on some of the things the FBI and other
agencies have been up to. The following is a sampling of what’s
been going on lately.

The FBI has released their 2008 Statistics of Officers killed
and assaulted. In 2008, 41 officers were killed in the line of
duty, 68 were killed in accidents while performing their duties,
and 58,792 officers were assaulted while on duty. More information
is here.

Federal, State, and local law enforcement officials recently
arrested more than 300 members of the La Familia cartel as part
of Project Coronado. This is the largest action ever undertaken
against a Mexican drug cartel. Over 3,000 federal, state, and
local law enforncement officers in 19 states was carried out
over two days.

This is part of a 44-month sting that has netted 1,186 arrests
since it began. In Project Coronado in addition to the arrests
mare than $32 million in our currancy was seized, more than
2,700 pounds of methamphetamine, nearly 2,000 kilos of cocaine,
around 16,000 pounds of marijuana and 29 pounds of heroin were
also scized. They also siezed almost 400 weapons. The drugs
were headed here and the guns to Mexico. To learn more go to
the FBI page.
The DEA has their version also.

In California, at the same time, Operation “40 Ounces to Freedom”
went down. This resulted in 74 members of the Rollin’ 40s Crips
arrest. For more on this go here.
Comments are always welcome

Insurance question

October 26, 2009

A while back in a post the subject of attendence at City Council meetings by Council members and who used the insurance offered. When I emailed Mr. Malin he informed me that there were no attendence records but one could find out by going through the Council minutes of the meetings to find out. I didn’t do that because I haven’t had time, but the following is his repsonse on my insurance question-


I apologize for the delay in getting this information to you, but there was a question that required research on whether the City could release part of the information requested. The information the City can release is as follows:

One elected official has family medical, dental and vision coverage. Monthly premium of $50.
One elected official has employee +1 medical, dental and vision coverage. Monthly premium of $35.
One elected official has single medical, dental and vision coverage. Monthly premium of $20.
One elected official has family vision coverage only. Monthly premium of $0.32.

The value of the benefit is considered taxable income to the elected official. Currently single coverage is valued at $6345.12 and employee+1/family coverage is valued at $15056.88 annually. Family vision only coverage is valued at $158.52 annually.

Upon legal review, what I can’t tell you is which elected official receives which of the above benefits. This information is protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPPA) of 1996.

You can ask the elected officials, and they can tell you if they like, but I can’t release that information without their consent.

Hope this helps,


Comments are always welcome.

October stuff

October 25, 2009

We are now well into the month of October but I got the
bug to see what has happened in history during this month.
So here are some things that occured during the month in
years gone by followed by a Holloween game. The game
shouldn’t scare you……….much.

On October 2;
In 1908 Henry Ford introduced the Model T.
In 1950 the Peanuts comic strip debued.
In 1959 the first Twilight Zone appeared on our TVs.

On October 3;
In 1789 George Washington proclaimed the first National Thanksgiving.
In 1863 President Abraham Lincoln declared the last Thursday
in November as Thanksgiving Day.

On Ocotober 4;
In 1861 the U.S. Navy authorized construction of the ironclad
In 1918 Germany requested armistice during World War I.

On October 5;
In 1892 the Dalton gang was killed robbing two banks in
Coffeyville, Kansas.
In 1921 the World Series was first broadcast on radio.
In 1962 the Beatles released their first hit song in the
United Kingdom. It was “Love Me Do”.

On October 6;
In 1956 an investigation into rigged TV game shows was began.

On October 7;
The first Colonial Congress met in 1765.
Edgar Allan Poe died in Baltimore, Maryland, 1849.
The Motion Picture Association of America began film ratings
in 1968.

On October 8:
A telegraph line between Los Angeles and San Francisco opened
in 1860.

On October 9;
Leif Ericson discovered Vinland, 1000.
The Washington Monument opened to the public in 1888.

On October 10;
Pan American World Airways announced the first passenger service
circling the globe in 1959.

On October 11;
The first steam-powered ferry, the Juliana, began operation in 1811.
Kathy Sullivan became the first woman to walk in space in 1984.

On October 12;
Columbus Day first celebrated in New York City in 1792.
Alcatraz became a federal prison in 1933.

On October 13;
A Naval force was established by the Continental Congress when it
autorized construction of two warships in 1775.

On October 14;
The first mechanical telephone switchboard was installed in New York
City in 1923. The exchange was called “Pennsylvania”.

On October 15;
The Edison Electric Light Company was founded in 1878.
“I Love Lucy” premiered on CBS-TV in 1951.

On October 16;
John Brown seized the Federal Armory at Harpers Ferry in 1859.

On October 17;
Al Capone is convicted of income tax evasion in 1931.
The San Francisco Bay area earthquake occured in 1989.

On October 18;
The sand blaster is patented in 1870.

On October 19;
Look magazine ceased publication due to increasing postal rates
in 1971.

On October 20;
The Senate ratified the Louisiana Purchase in 1803.

On October 21;
Thomas Edison invented the working electric light in 1879.
The Guggenheim Museum opened in 1959. At that time it was the
only building in New York City designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.

On October 22;
Sam Houston was sworn in as the first president of the Republic
of Texas in 1836.
Airplanes were first used on battlegrounds in 1911.

On October 23;
Twenty-five thousand women marched in New York City demanding
the right to vote in 1915.

On October 24;
A patent was issued for the safety match in 1826.
Nylon stockings were sold publicly for the first time in 1939.

On October 25;
The United States invaded Grenada in 1983.

On October 26;
The Erie Canal opened in 1825.
The International Atomic Energy Agency was established in 1956.

On October 27;
The Federalist Papers first appeared in a New York paper in 1787.
Dupont developed nylon in 1938.

On October 28;
Harvard College was founded in 1636.
The Statue of Liberty is dedicated in 1886.

On October 29;
The New York Stock Market crashed in 1929.
“Hair” opened on Broadway in 1967.

On October 30;
George Washington established the U.S. Cavalry in 1776.
Orson Welles caused widespread panic during a radio broadcast of
“War of the Worlds” in 1938.

On October 31;
Nevada became the 36th state in 1864.

And lastly, the Holloween game. It looks pretty tame when you
click on the link but be prepared. If you still want to try the
game go here.
Comments are always welcome.

Different ship

October 24, 2009


The picture is the USS Independence(LSC52) at sea.
They sure didn’t have anything like this when I was
in the Navy. This one looks like something out of a
James Bond movie to someone who served on a DDG.

The fact that this 418 foot long ship can do 47 knots
in spurts is something amazing. The fact that it has a
displacement of over 2700 tons and has a top speed of 50
knots is amazing. It is powered by Two gas turbine engines,
two propulsion diesels, and two waterjets. It’s a hot rod!

If you’d like to know more about the Littoral Combat Ship
you can go here
for more information and pictures.
Comments are always welcome.

Obama phones?

October 23, 2009

I recieved an email from a friend that I found a little hard to
believe. It was about a government funded program that gives cell
phones to low income people and those on welfare. Since I don’t
remember hearing about this program I chose to research it. Ends
up it’s true. Currently available in 18 states and D.C. the
company gives free cell phones and free minutes to people who
earn up to 135% of the poverty level and welfare recipients.

One source of the story is here. The website of the
company with requirements to get the free offer is located

It should be comforting to us taxpayers that our tax dollars are
put to such a use.
Comments are always welcome.

New Trans Am?

October 22, 2009

While I’m not too happy with the direction this administration
is taking our country I’m glad there are an imaginative few
among who still ask “what if?” These people give new meaning
to the old adage “when life gives you lemons make lemonade”.

When I heard the White House nixed GMs plan that included
saving the Pontiac brand I thought it was the end of the line
for a piece of American history. Now it appears the brand may
make a comeback. While the reintroduced GTO fell flat due to
bland styling, when the new Camaro came on the scene some of
us wondered about a new Firebird.

In the December 2009 issue of Hot Rod magazine is small story
about Lingenfelter Performance Engineering (LPE) and their
plan to build a concept 2010 Trans Am for the SEMA show. Based
loosely on the ’71 Trans Am and powered by a 455ci V-8 made
from a Camaro the car has potential. It’s rumored that if the
car gets a good response at the show LPE will produce the car.

Then I opened an email that had a link to a story about a 2011
Camaro based Trans Am. At first I thought it was a little more
detailed version of the Hot Rod story. Turns out another group
called ACS Creative Services is also working on a Trans Am.
This is the group responsible for the HHR SS, the Malibu SS,
the Cadillac STS-V and XLR-V in partnership with GM.

While the website is short is specs, by the pictures this
version will also have the shaker hood. If you wish to
salivate as I did the website is here.
Comments are always welcome.


October 22, 2009

Recent antics of this administration remind of a quote I
heard. I don’t know who said it but it goes like this-
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

The antics made me stop and wonder when this administration
is going to stop shooting the messenger for the message. It
seems like if anyone disagrees with the agenda they are
either uninformed, hateful, greedy, or narrow minded.

Don’t agree with global warming? You’re narrow minded.
Don’t agree with the public option? You’re uniformed.
Don’t agree with the redistribution of wealth? You’re
greedy and hateful.

Higher unemployment bother you? Don’t worry because that
is the new normal. Now, even after the stimulus package the
economy is in basement. You keep your Hope but my change
will stay in my pocket.
Comments are always welcome.