Here’s some thoughts on marriage and life for the weekend. For
the most part the words aren’t mine but come from a collection of
witty sayings I’ve amassed over the years.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
Many girls like to marry a military man — he can cook, sew, make
beds, is in good health and he’s already used to taking orders.
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
— Groucho Marx
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
they don’t recognize you.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people
to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of
the roads weren’t paved.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Just remember – if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
One more to think about-
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many
Comments are always welcome.