We feel the need to forewarn those who look for
something to offend them, liberals, race baters,
and professional victims that this joke may offend
you. If so you should stop reading here.
A friend sent this joke to us and it made us
laugh. It is not here to be vindictive or racist
and any blame is to be placed for this joke
being here it lies with me. That being said, enjoy
The Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ‘I have a question
that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I
white with black stripes, or am I black with
St. Peter said, ‘That’s a question only God can answer.’
So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found
Him, the zebra asked, ‘God, please – I must know am I
white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’
God simply replied, ‘You are what you are.’
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked
him, ‘Well, did God straighten out your query for you?’
The zebra looked puzzled. ‘No sir, God simply said ‘You
are what you are.’
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, ‘Well then, there
you are. You are white with black stripes.’
The zebra asked St. Peter, ‘How do you know that for
‘Because,’ said St. Peter, ‘If you were black with white
stripes, God would have said, ‘You is what you is.’
If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright,
and Barack Obama will be comin after yo white honkey ass!!!
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