The Congregation And The Big Donation
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people.
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $ 1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he was in love with the people.
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady, all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful she was.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, “I’ll take him and him and him.”