Sunday snicker

Here’s two, they’re short.

A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding up a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!”

A passing driver yells, “You guys are nuts!” and speeds past them. From around the curve, they hear screeching tires—then a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and says, “Do you think we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”
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During an ice storm I went to check the mailbox, carefully shuffling down the driveway. When I reached for the mail, my feet went straight up in the air, and I landed on my back. More embarrassed than hurt, I looked to see if anyone witnessed my fall and spied a fire truck passing by. The crew had seen the whole thing.

Firefighters climbed out of the truck to assist me. “It’s the preacher,” one said. “Are you okay?”

“I just got the wind knocked out of me,” I replied.

“Wow,” said another firefighter. “It takes a lot to knock the wind out of a preacher!”

2 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. Brittius says:

    Reblogged this on Brittius.

  2. cruisin2 says:

    Brittius,
    thanks for the reblog.

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