Sunday snicker

In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: “What part of the body goes to heaven first?”

In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child. “Yes, Susan?”

“The heart goes to heaven first because that’s where God’s love lives.”

“Excellent,” said Sister Mary, “and you, Maggie?”

“The soul, Sister Mary, because that’s the part that lives beyond death.”

“Very good, Maggie,” said the Sister, as she noticed Billy’s hand still waving in desperation.”

“OK, Billy, what do you think?”

“It’s the feet that go first, Sister, the feet.”

“That’s a strange answer Billy. Why the feet?”

Billy answered, “Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting, ‘God, I’m coming, I’m coming!'”

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2 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. Brittius says:

    Reblogged this on Brittius and commented:
    Kind of like Art Linkletter, when the little boy said, “Mommy and daddy are always wrestling. Daddy always wins. Mommy says “OoOoOoh”. Linkletter’s eyebrow raise to his hairline.

  2. cruisin2 says:

    Brittius,
    thanks for the reblog. We used to watch that show all the time.

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