Wednesday whim

I saw this joke online and it made me laugh so I thought I’d
share it. The author wasn’t mentioned.

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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing
some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to
his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looked him over. “Nope”.

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and
walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the
boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
“Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and explained, “Bert, what’s different?
It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll
be hanging down again tomorrow!”

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN
MARGARET?”

“Nope”, she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!”

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, “Shoulds
bought a hat Bert”.

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3 Responses to Wednesday whim

  1. Ron Walker says:

    Now that was funny, I know not to buy any boots.

  2. quillella says:

    I aspire to be such a badass as that wife is. LOL fantastic joke!

  3. cruisin2 says:

    Ron,
    I laughed because the wife got me a pair of boots for Christmas.

    quillella,
    thanks.

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