This is an older one and I may have posted it before, but the
wife sent it to me and it still made me smile.
The Sunday School lesson for the first graders was on the plan of salvation. The teacher asked, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”
“No!” all the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “No!”
“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”
One boy confidently answered, “You’ve gotta be dead!”