Sunday snicker

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I was in church with my friend last Christmas Day and as we walked out the preacher was as usual standing by the exit shaking hands as people left.

As he shook my friend’s hand, he took him to one side and said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord, my son.”.

My friend said, “But I’m already in the Army of the Lord.”

The preacher said to him, “Then why do I never see you in Church save for Easter and Christmas?”

My friend replied, “I’m in the secret service.”

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