Sharing

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A friend sent us a joke that is not politically correct,
sure to madden liberals, and we may get hate for if we
share it. But we liked it, so of course, here it is.

A virgin bride on her 4th wedding

A woman who had been married three times walked into a
bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she
was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

“Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly
what type and color dress are you looking for?”

The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with
a veil.”

“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such
dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride
who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my
meaning.”

“WELL!,” replied the bride-to-be, a little peeved at the
clerk’s directness, “I can assure you that a white gown
would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all
my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
you see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding,
he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.

“My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in
the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that
wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other
again.”

“What about your third husband?” the store clerk asked.

“That one was a Democrat,” said the woman, “and every
night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed
and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever
happened.”
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Comments are always welcome.

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4 Responses to Sharing

  1. Rifleman III says:

    Reblogged this on .

  2. Archon's Den says:

    As a Canadian, I translated Democrat into Liberal, to convert to Metric. 😆

  3. cruisin2 says:

    Rifleman III,
    thanks for the reblog.

    futuret,
    thanks for the link.

    Archon’s Den
    lol. I thought the same thing without converting to metric.

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