Sunday snicker

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A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was
leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent 20
years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one
thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points
to a tree and says to the chief, ‘This is a tree.’ The
chief looks at the tree and grunts, ‘Tree.’

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little
further and he points to a rock and says, ‘This is a rock.’
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, ‘Rock.’

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results
when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the
top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual
activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds,
‘Man riding a bike.’

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun
and kills them. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief
that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized
and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in
cold blood that way?

The chief replied, ‘My bike.’


3 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. Rifleman III says:

    Reblogged this on .

  2. Mamabear says:

    That made me LMAO~thanks for the chuckle of the month!

  3. cruisin2 says:

    Rifleman III,
    thanks for the reblog.

    glad you like it. One of my favorites too.

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