Sunday snicker

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a
priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When
he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal.. When
he enters a roomeveryone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When
he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in
silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D
breast, 24″ waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room,
people say, “Oh My God.”

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3 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. Rifleman III says:

    Reblogged this on .

  2. cruisin2 says:

    futuret,
    thanks for the link.

    Rifleman III,
    thanks for the reblog.

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