Sunday snicker

I’m going to hell for this one but I can’t help myself.

st_peter

There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to
always live right and be helpful. His brother, on the
other hand, was bad and did all the things that men should
not do and didn’t care who he hurt. The bad brother died.
He was still missed by his brother since he loved him
despite his ways.

Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to
Heaven. Everything was beautiful and wonderful there and
he was very happy. One day he asked God where his brother
was, as he hadn’t seen him there. God said that he was
sorry but his brother lived a terrible life and went to
Hell instead.

The good brother then asked God if there was any way for
him to see his brother. So God gave him the power of vision
to see into Hell and there was his brother. He was sitting
on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a gorgeous
blonde on the other.

Confused, the good brother said to God, “I am so happy that
you let me into Heaven with You. It is so beautiful here and
I love it. But I don’t understand, if my brother was bad
enough to go to Hell, why does he have the keg of beer and a
gorgeous blonde. It hardly seems like a punishment”.

God said unto him, “Things are not always as they seem, my
son. The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not.”

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