Politically incorrect Sunday snicker

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Proof that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father’s business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and
his mother was sure he was God.

Proof that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

Proof that Jesus was Puerto Rican:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was bilingual.

3. He was harassed by the authorities.

Proof that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He worked in the building trade.

Proof that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everybody “brother.”

2. He liked gospel.

3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

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6 Responses to Politically incorrect Sunday snicker

  1. QC Ghost says:

    I just may be your only follower left after this post.

  2. cruisin2 says:

    Ghost,
    could be. But I’m an equal opportunity offender.

  3. Rifleman III says:

    Reblogged this on Rifleman III Journal and commented:
    🙂

  4. cruisin2 says:

    Rifleman III,
    thanks for the reblog.

  5. cruisin2 says:

    Grumpa Joe,
    thanks for the reblog.

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