Sunday snicker

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A Drunk man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when
he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He
proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into
the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the
smell of alcohol whereupon he asks the drunk ‘Are you
ready to find Jesus?’

The drunk shouts ‘Yes I am!’

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He
pulls him up and asks the drunk ‘Brother have you found
Jesus?’

The drunk replies ‘No I haven’t found Jesus.’

The preacher shocked at the answer dunks him into the
water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out
of the water and asks again ‘Have you found Jesus my brother?’

The drunk again answers ‘No I haven’t found Jesus!’

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the
drunk in the water again — but this time holds him down for
about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs
he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk ‘For the
love of God have you found Jesus?’

(Are you ready for this????)

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to
the preacher ‘Are you sure this is where he fell in?’

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2 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. cruisin2 says:

    Rifleman III,
    thanks for the reblog.

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