Sunday snicker

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In New York City, a man is going to jump off the building.
Up rushes a good Irish cop to talk him down.

Cop yells up to the man “Don’t jump! Think of your father”

Man replies “Haven’t got a father; I’m going to jump.”

The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers,
sister, etc.

Each time man says “haven’t got one; going to jump.”

Desperate the cop yells up “Don’t jump! Think of the
Blessed Virgin”

Man replies “Who is that?”

Then the Cop yells “Jump, Protestant! You’re blocking traffic!”


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