In New York City, a man is going to jump off the building.
Up rushes a good Irish cop to talk him down.
Cop yells up to the man “Don’t jump! Think of your father”
Man replies “Haven’t got a father; I’m going to jump.”
The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers,
Each time man says “haven’t got one; going to jump.”
Desperate the cop yells up “Don’t jump! Think of the
Man replies “Who is that?”
Then the Cop yells “Jump, Protestant! You’re blocking traffic!”