I really hope God has a sense of humor this week.
Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often
fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the
teacher asked her a question. “Who is the creator of
Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her
with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled,
The teacher congratulated her.
A little later the teacher asked her another question,
“Tell me who is our lord and savior?”
Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, “Jesus Christ!”
The teacher congratulated her again.
Later on the teacher asked, “What did Eve say to Adam
after their 26th child?”
Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, “If you stick
that thing in me again, I’ll snap it in half and stick
it up your ass!”