Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve
became upset. “You’re running around with other women,”
“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re
the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until
Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone
poking him in the chest.
It was Eve.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.
“Counting your ribs,” said Eve.