Sunday snicker

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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”

The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps
getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is
sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to
the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you
this, but your Darla is pregnant – about 4 months, would
be my guess.”

The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never
ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”

Darla says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out
of it.

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is
there something wrong out there doctor?”

The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the
last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in
the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be
darned if I’m going to miss it this time!”

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2 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. Mamabear says:

    New one to me and I never saw the punch line coming LMAO

  2. cruisin2 says:

    Mamabear,
    glad you liked it.

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