Hump Day Eve humor


When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little
bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at
the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad
or mom home?” said the farmer.

“No, they went to town.”

“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

“No, he went with Mom and Dad.”

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting
from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when
the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are,
if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”

“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably. “No, I really
want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard
getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.

The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to
talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the
bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much
he charges for Howard.”
Comments are always welcome.


4 Responses to Hump Day Eve humor

  1. shivanishangout says:


  2. QC Ghost says:

    Hump Day is Wednesday; ask any camel.

  3. cruisin2 says:

    glad you liked it.

    that is why we said Hump Day Eve.

  4. Adam says:

    Oh, sorry. I missed that.

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