Sunday snicker

st_peter

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with
great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in
the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had
all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it
into the river.”

And then, finally, he said, “And if I had all the
whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into
the river.” He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and
announced with a pleasant smile, “For our closing
song, let us sing Hymn #365: ‘Shall We Gather At
the River.'”
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2 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. cruisin2 says:

    Rifleman III,
    thanks for the reblog.

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