Sunday snicker

st_peter

God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter,
“You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions
where I should go?”

St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, “How
about Jupiter? It’s nice and warm there this time
of the year.”

God shakes His head before saying, “No. Too much
gravity. You know how that hurts my back.”

“Hmmm,” St. Peter reflects. “Well, how about
Mercury?”

“No way!” God mutters, “It’s way too hot for me
there!”

“I’ve got it,” St. Peter says, his face lighting
up. “How about going Down to Earth for your
vacation?”

Chuckling, God remarks, “Are you kidding? Two thousand
years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice
Jewish girl, and they’re STILL talking about it!”
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