Sunday snicker

st_peter

Happy Saint Valentine’s Day! Here’s a snicker that a
friend sent the wife, she sent me, and we’ll share
with you.

A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats
on an airplane.

After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and
asked,

“Is it still a requirement of your faith that
you not eat pork?”

The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one
of our laws.”

The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten
pork?”

“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and ate a bacon sandwich.”

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with
his reading.

A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked,

“Father, is it still a requirement of your
church that you remai n celibate?”

The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very
much a part of our faith.”

The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you
ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”

The priest replied, “Yes, Rabbi, on one
occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith.”

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained
silent for several minutes.

Finally the rabbi quietly observed, “Beats the
shit out of a bacon sandwich doesn’t it?”
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