Having some fun

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Today has been so cold in Iowa our local flasher was
caught describing himself to the ladies. But on the
bright side, a warm-up is on the way. So here are a
few thoughts on Iowa that may have come from Jeff
Foxworthy.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Iowa.

If you’ve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Iowa.

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in Iowa.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Iowa.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Iowa.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Iowa.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Iowa.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Iowa.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Iowa.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Iowa.

If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Iowa.

So enjoy the weather wherever you are; if it’s good
you have no complaints, and if it’s bad it’ll get
better.
Comments are always welcome.

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5 Responses to Having some fun

  1. Mamabear says:

    All of the above apply if you live in PA too. Stay warm and indoors if you can’t make sure you’re “rugged” up as a friend sez that lives in TX. 🙂

  2. Rifleman III says:

    Fortunately, it wasn’t a peck of snow.

  3. cruisin2 says:

    Mamabear,
    true. We have snow forecast for later today, but I have the gear and
    a snowblower so we’re not worried.

    Rifleman III,
    lol, no kidding.

  4. QC Ghost says:

    I asked the bartender if I could bring those jumper-cables in here while I have a beer and the bartender said, “Well, OK…as long as you don’t try to start something!”

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