Sunday snicker

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Another friend shared a joke so we’ll pass it along.
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Let Us Pray…
Give me a sense of humour, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
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There once was a religious young woman who went to
Confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me,
Father, for I have sinned.’

The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’

The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made
mad passionate love to me seven times.’

The priest thought long and hard and then said, ‘Squeeze
seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.’

The young woman asked, ‘Will this cleanse me of my sins?’

The priest said, ‘No, but it will wipe that smile off of
your face.’
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Comments are always welcome.

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3 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. Grumpa Joe says:

    I don’t think seven lemons would be enough to wipe the smile off my ugly puss.

  2. cruisin2 says:

    Rifleman III,
    thanks for the reblog.

    Grumpa Joe,
    lol, I’d be the same way.

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