A friend shared this joke with wife and even though
I’ll probably go to hell for showing it here, we’ll
share it with you anyway.
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn’t
get anyone to play with them. They decided it was
because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to
So they went to the nearest church. But, only the
janitor was there.
One little boy said, “We need to be baptized because
no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?”
“Sure,” said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little
heads in the toilet bowl one at a time. Then he said,
“You are now baptized!”
When they got outside, one of them asked, “What
religion do you think we are?”
The oldest one said, “We’re not Kathlick, because they
pour the water on you.We’re not Babtis, because they
dunk all of you in the water. We’re not Methdiss,
because they just sprinkle water on you.”
The littlest one said, “Didn’t you smell that water?”
They all joined in asking, ‘Yeah! What do you think
“I think it means we’re Pisskopailians.
Comments are always welcome.