Sunday snicker

st_peter

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned
that his students might be a little confused about
Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis
on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood
that the birth of Jesus occurred for real.

He asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Steven raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.”

Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out,
“I know, I know! He’s in our bathroom!!!”

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher,
and waited for a response.

The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very
long seconds.

Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny
how he knew this.

Little Johnny said, “Well…every morning, my father
gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Good
Lord, are you still in there?!”
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2 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. cruisin2 says:

    Rifleman III,
    thanks for the reblog.

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