A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road
damage directly across the street from a whore house.
They witnessed a Protestant Minister lurking about,
then ducking into the house.
“Would ye look at that, Darby!” said Pat. “What a
shameful disgrace, those Protestant Reverends sinning
in a house the likes of that place!”. They both
shook their heads and continued working.
A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked
around cautiously and then darted into the house when
he was satisfied no one was looking.
“Did ya see that, Darby?” Pat asked in shock and
disbelief, “Is nothing holy to those Jewish Rabbis? I
just can’t understand what the world is coming to
these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in
sins of the flesh. ‘Tis a shame, I tell ya!”.
Not much later a third man, a Catholic Priest, was
lurking about the house, looking around to see if any
one was watching, then quietly sneaking in.
“Oh no, Darby, look!” said Pat, removing his cap,
“One of the poor girls musta died.”
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