Sunday snicker

God

The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the
K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian
community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not
intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did
this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family.”

No one moved.

The preacher continued, ” Do you not have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you
will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression.”

Again all was quiet.

Slowly a “drop dead” gorgeous blonde with a body that
would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was
bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.

“Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under
the sheets”.
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