Sunday snicker

A friend shared the following, you may have seen
it before, but it made us laugh so we’ll share it
with you.

st_peter

Catholics & Coffee

The people at Starbucks managed to arrange a meeting with
the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the papal blessing,
the Starbucks official whispers, “Your Holiness, we have an
offer for you. Starbucks is prepared to donate $100 million
to the church if you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘give us
this day our daily bread’ to ‘give us this day our daily
coffee.’

The Pope responds, “That is impossible. The prayer is the
word of the Lord. It must not be changed.”

“Well,” says the Starbucks man, “we anticipated your reluctance.
For this reason we will increase our offer to $300 million.”

“My son, it is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord,
and it must not be changed.”

The Starbucks guy says, “Your Holiness, we at Starbucks respect
your adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer: We
will donate $500 million – that’s half a billion dollars – to the
great Catholic Church if you would only change the Lord’s Prayer
from ‘give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘give us this day our
daily coffee. ‘Please consider it.” And he leaves.

The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals.

“There is some good news,” he announces, “and some bad news. The
good news is that the Church will come into $500 million.

“And the bad news, your Holiness?” asks a Cardinal.

“We’re losing the Wonder Bread account.”
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2 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. cruisin2 says:

    lbeth1950,
    glad you liked it.

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