Sunday snicker

st_peter

A Bible group study leader says to his group,
“What would you do if you knew you only had
four weeks left before the great Judgment Day?”

A gentleman says, ”I would go out into my
community and minister the Gospel to those
that have not yet accepted the Lord into their
lives.”

“Very good!” says the group leader.

One lady speaks up and says enthusiastically,
“I would dedicate all of my remaining time to
serving God, my family, my church, and my
fellow man with a greater conviction.”

“That’s wonderful!” the group leader comments.

One gentleman in the back finally speaks up
loudly and says, “I would go to my mother-in-
laws house for the four weeks.”

The group leader asks, “Why your mother-in-
law’s home?”

“Because that will make it the longest four
weeks of my life.
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