Sunday snicker


Forrest Gump dies and shows up at the pearly gates.
St. Peter approaches him and says, “Hello, I’m Saint
Peter, but you can call me Pete.”

Forrest says, “My name is Forrest Gump, but you can
call me Forrest Gump.”

Peter says, “Well, Forrest Gump. Before I let you
in, you must be able to answer two questions.”

Forrest says, “Well, okay, Pete.”

Peter says, “First, how many seconds are there in a

Forrest thinks for a few minutes, then says, “I do
believe that there are twelve seconds in a year.”

Peter says, “Twelve?”

Forrest says, “Why, yes. There’s January second,
February second, March second…”

Peter says, “Okay, I’ll give you that. For the
next question, what is God’s name?”

Forrest thinks for a moment, then says, “Why,
I do believe His name is Howard.”

Peter says, “Howard? Where do you get that?”

Forrest says, “Why, from the Lord’s Prayer. You
know…our Father…who art in Heaven…Howard
be thy name…
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