Sunday snicker

st_peter

The following is a repost of one that I did on
November 14th, 2009. The title is ‘Cars in the
Bible’.

Sometimes having an imagination can be a curse. A
friend sent me the following bit of wisdom that
got me going-

Cars existed way back in the time of the bible.
It is written in scripture.The bible clearly
states, that Moses had a ROD, and his brother
Aaron had a ROD too. God must have had one also
because David in the 23rd Psalm says “Thy ROD
comforts me”.

People assume that WWJD stands for “What would
Jesus do?”. I think they stand for What would
Jesus drive? One theory is that Jesus would tool
around in an old Plymouth, because the bible
says his father drove Adam and Eve out of the
garden in a Fury. Later in Psalm 83:15 David
tells us that the almighty clearly owns a Pontiac
and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to “pursue
your enemies with a Tempest, and terrify them
with your Storm. Perhaps God favors Dodge pick-up
trucks, because Moses followers are warned “not
to go up a mountain until the Ram’s horn sounds a
long blast”. Some scholars believe that Jesus
drove a Honda, but didn’t like to talk about it.
In the gospel of John, Christ tells the people
“For I did not speak of my own Accord.”
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I wonder if they had cruises back then?
Comments are always welcome.

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5 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. Brittius says:

    Reblogged this on Brittius and commented:
    Scripture & Wrenches: Cruisin’s Domain.

  2. cruisin2 says:

    Brittius,
    thanks for the reblog.

  3. gh0stpupp3t says:

    LOL That is wrong on so many levels but it is still funny. 😛

  4. Grumpa Joe says:

    Reblogged this on Grumpa Joe's Place and commented:
    A Sunday School Lesson we should all learn.

  5. cruisin2 says:

    gh0stpupp3t,
    I’ll probably go to hell for it but I had to do it.

    Grumpa Joe,
    thanks for the reblog.

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