Sunday snicker

God

A man walks into the ladies department of Macy’s,
walks up to the woman behind the counter and says,
“I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?” asks the clerk. “Type?” inquires
the man. “There is more than one type?”

“Look around,” says the saleslady, as she shows a
sea of bras in every shape, size, color, and
material.

“Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only three types of bras,” replies the
salesclerk. Confused, the man asks what the types
are.

The saleslady replies, “The Catholic type, the
Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which
one do you need?” Still confused, the man asks,
“What is the difference between them?”

The lady responds, “It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation
Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type
makes mountains out of mole hills.”
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