Sunday snicker


The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He
did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection. The
tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance
to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on
her window and looked up into the face of a very
serious police officer. The officer ordered her
to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a
holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
the cell and opened the door. She was escorted
back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see,
I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What
Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’
license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-
School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally….
I assumed you had stolen the car.”
Comments are always welcome.

4 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. lbeth1950 says:

    Reap what you sow!

  2. cruisin2 says:

    We’re glad everyone enjoyed it.

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