Sunday snicker

God

An old man is sitting on his porch, when suddenly
someone drives up in a jeep, yelling, “Quick! Get
into my jeep! The dam just burst and this whole
place is going to be flooded!”

The old man says, “Naw, you just go on ahead. The
good Lord will take care of me!”

The guy in the jeep zooms off. The water starts
pouring in, and the old man has to move up to the
second floor of his house. Someone paddles by his
window in a canoe and says, “Quick! Get into my
canoe! The water is going to keep rising!”

The old man says, “Naw, you just go on ahead. The
good Lord will take care of me!”

The guy in the canoe paddles off.

The water keeps rising, and finally the old man is
sitting on the top of his chimney, with the water
lapping at his ankles. A helicopter flies overhead
and lowers a rope ladder down. Someone in the
helicopter says, “Quick! Climb up! The water’s
still rising!”

The old man says, “Naw, you just go on ahead. The
good Lord will take care of me!”

The helicopter flies off. The water keeps rising.
The old man drowns.

The old man finds himself before the Lord in Heaven.
The old man says, “How could you let me drown! I
trusted you!”

The Lord says, “Hey, I tried. I sent a jeep, a canoe,
and a helicopter for you!”

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2 Responses to Sunday snicker

  1. The GMLA says:

    The Sunday Snicker here is one of my favorites!

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