Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking cigarettes,
when one said “It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here
to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette
butts so that Mother Superior doesn’t find them.”
The second nun said, “I’ve found a marvelous invention called the
condom,which works really well for this problem. You just open the
packet up, takeout the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll
it up, and dispose of it all later.
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find
them. “You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the
pharmacist for them.”
The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up
to the counter. “Good morning sister”, said the pharmacist. “What
can I do for you today ?”
“I’d like some condoms please” said the nun.
The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon
enough and asked “How many boxes would you like – there are
twelve to a box.”
“I’ll take twelve boxes – that should last about a week” said the
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was
almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism
prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, “Sister, what size
condoms would you like – we have large, extra large, and big liar
The sister thought for a minute, and finally said “I’m not certain,
perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel.
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