Today has been strange even by my
standards. I woke up thinking about
something I have never thought much
I even had the feeling that when I
opened the door to the office it
would turn to a black and white
scene from an old series.
Rod Sterling would be perched on my
computer desk smoking his cigarette
and he would say:
“Meet Cruiser, a confused tinkerer
and problem solver who has finally
met something he can’t solve. After
awakening from a vivid dream he is
convinced he is a master watermelon
But we know he is in that special
place between time and space we call
the Twilight Zone.”
The wife accused me of having some
of my 5-Alarm chili as a midnight
snack, and even Fox News couldn’t
get my mind off watermelon carving!
This post is being done in the hope
that after it is posted I will forget
about wanting to be artistic with a
It has worked in the past when a
song gets stuck in my head and won’t
go away so I thought I’d try it.
If this doesn’t scratch my itch be
prepared for a primer on the proper
way to carve a watermelon.
If it does work, regular posting
should begin tomorrow. Unless I have
more chili tonight.
Comments are always welcome.