Recap and a joke

I made it over to the Flying Eyeball Reunion today and should
have pictures up sometime tomorrow. I didn’t have anything in
the show but our son has his truck entered. We met some old
friends, made some new ones, and he even got a solid lead on
some parts he needs for the truck.

There was a lot going on with the panel jams, the motorcycle
stunt riders, the roller girls, the vendors, the pin-up girl
contest, the bands, and the burnout contest. We managed to
see most of it and most of it went well.

There was a small problem with the burnout contest when one
participant blew a tranny line which caused an under the hood
fire. We were told nobody was hurt and the truck was loaded on
a trailer to smoke the tires another day. We didn’t stick around
for the wedding because I had enough excitement for one day.

There’s the recap now for the joke-

“One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above
a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the
water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the
Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this
your axe?” the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this
your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”

The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE .
“Is this your wife?” the Lord asked..

“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunder-
standing. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Jolie, You would have come
up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have
come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given
me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of
all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .”

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it!
Comments are always welcome.

2 Responses to Recap and a joke

  1. Nitrous55 says:

    Love to see more vendors.

  2. cruisin2 says:

    Nitrous55,
    I thought there would be more since the spaces were free.

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