Random things

It has been a while since I’ve done a post on the thought of the day.
Since it has been a long time I might even throw in a few puns. If
you haven’t had your daily groan lately these might help.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a weapon of math disruption.

Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Too bad the people who really know how to run the country spend all
their time working on old cars.

“GUN CONTROL”: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading
higher than GM.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen,

And finally………………

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass…
It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Comments are always welcome.

2 Responses to Random things

  1. thescooundrel says:

    Funny stuff. I am pretty sure that baseball hit me more than once when I was a kid. I was never quick enough to get out of its way.

  2. anonymous says:

    On the topic of the subsidizing of the downtown developers, one thing that hasn’t been brought up is how in Davenport, housing `trends` change. 30 years ago one of the most desireable places to live for those working at the Cat plant and John Deere is all those multi family buildings in what is now refered to as `marajuana park` that the city renamed Goose Creek Heights to get rid of the Howard family stigma. 25 years ago the area around Dahl Ford was sought by many for it’s convenient location, and NorthWood Village had a several month waiting list to get in, and they only took people with good references. But housing trends change, and now most of these places are plaigued by low end tenants.

    This may happen to the rental-boom downtown. After the developers 25 year free ride for incentives runs out, they buildings may be in a far less desireable condition, and only be rented to people like currently live in the Shricker.

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