It has been a while since I’ve done a post on the thought of the day.
Since it has been a long time I might even throw in a few puns. If
you haven’t had your daily groan lately these might help.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a weapon of math disruption.
Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Too bad the people who really know how to run the country spend all
their time working on old cars.
“GUN CONTROL”: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading
higher than GM.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen,
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass…
It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Comments are always welcome.