The government will soon be sending out a loan check to stimulate the economy. They are calling it a rebate, but we don’t buy it. We did however come accross a solution on how to keep the money here-
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every
one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we
purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase
fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,
if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase
useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it
will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those
are the only businesses still in the US.
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