Tax rebate

The government will soon be sending out a loan check to stimulate the economy. They are calling it a rebate, but we don’t buy it. We did however come accross a solution on how to keep the money here-

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every
one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we
purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase
fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,
if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase
useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it
will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those
are the only businesses still in the US.

Comments are welcome.

4 Responses to Tax rebate

  1. Ilcantar says:

    We need to get some slabs of ribs and steaks from locally raised small farm hogs and cows to go with that beer.

  2. d-5 says:

    Ilcantar can we find a place store a years supply and get Quad City Images to guard it.The beer and the ribs that is. The prostitutes will have to be stored somewhere else. City code.

  3. Ilcantar says:

    The people I know would go through a typical years supply of meat in about 2 or 3 days if they threw one of their MEAT parties. Last time I went to one they had at least 2 whole rib cuts and about 50 pounds of other various cuts not including pork, lamb, and 4 chickens. It went in just over 12 hrs No leftovers either I think my wife would be mad if I stored any of the prostitutes but I hear the county jail has storage space. They even feed and water them.

  4. cruisin2 says:

    I’ll bring the hot sauce.

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