Sunday funnies (warnings)

Product Warnings
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.

Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.

Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.

Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

Children’s Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey’s Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food

4 Responses to Sunday funnies (warnings)

  1. Ilcantar says:

    Bic lighter It took a few weeks for the eyebrows to grow back

    Pepper Spray Been there Did that

    Rain Gauge Now that explains why its always empty, Ive got it in the living room

    Air Conditioner WOOPS LOOK OUT BELOW!!

    American Airlines Peanuts I’m taking the 5th on this one

    Swanson TV Dinners No they don’t, its just kind of hard on the teeth

    Heinz Ketchup Or you can put it on your hands before running up to the secretary of state

  2. thescoundrel says:

    😆 Very funny. Of course I have known a few people over the years where some of the instructions were needed. Doesn’t really matter whether you throw the RCA remote in the dishwasher or not, if it has RCA stamped on it, the best location for it is the city dump.

  3. Bard says:

    Funny, I have actually dropped an air conditioner out of a window.

  4. cruisin2 says:

    Thanks for the laughs. Except for saying my one eyebrow never did grow back, I’ll plead the 5th.

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