Hindsight

Every day I learn something new, even
if I already knew it at one time. As I
get older this happens more frequently.

Not ancient at 61, and told I could
pass for 60 on a good day, I’m just
happy to remember.

The lesson re-learned? Not to eat
5-Alarm burritos just before going to
bed. Last night I got the urge, found
the hot sauce and jalapeno, and got
busy building some huge burritos.

After eating these flamethrowers I
went into the front room to watch TV.
Naturally I fell asleep within a few
minutes.

I woke up sweating and in dire need
of the bathroom. So much for a cast
iron stomach. Happy to say I have
survived the aftermath of the burritos
from hell.

And what did I learn? Only that I
would never be a temp janitor. It
would be luck I’d get called to clean
the bathrooms at Taco Bell.
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