In our ongoing quest to find the unusual, we spent
a long time trying to find the worst Holloween joke
ever. After hours of groaning we believe we have
found the winner. Enjoy-
Foggy Halloween night
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night…
when behind him he hears:
Bump…. BUMP… BUMP….
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the
casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens
the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind
him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with
the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP…
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself
in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his
breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH
the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…
The coffin stops.
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