Evel gone, but plenty of nuts

Evel Knievel is dead at 69. He was an icon and said to have broken every bone in his body at some point. He had been in a bad way for some time with diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis. I guess life can kill you.

 We’ve noticed within the last few days that the criminal element around here has been a little too busy. Thursday night we heard of a a shotgun carrying pair of hoodie wearing punks walking on West 7th. Street by Vine Street. Then the car chases, the teacher selling pot, and the school security person with coke. Is the full moon still around? We were wondering what the one guy driving the car that took out the tree and a squad car will get for a sentence. Driving while barred, driving and posession of a stolen vehicle, felon with a handgun, eluding and evading, etc. Seems like he should get at least 20 years, but we’d almost bet it will be a lot less. The big question we have now is ; why do all these nuts wait for it to get cold before they come out? They’re like bananas, we get them in bunches.